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A soft, heavyweight Gildan 5000 tee with a bold, distressed news-flash print across the front, for when the drama's live but you've already changed the channel.
100% cotton, 5.3 oz heavyweight (heather colors are blends)
Classic unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
Machine wash cold, inside out
Back Porch Sass by The Hillbillies, Eastern Kentucky.
Size Chart
Gildan 5000, classic unisex fit. Shirt measured flat, in inches.
